Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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