Please, let me fuck your mom
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I need a burrito and a hug.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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