Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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