She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The adults are the big ones right?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
