There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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