it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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