If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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