My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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