Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
only if we run a train.
done.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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