My first STD was from a foam party
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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