So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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