can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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