yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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