a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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