It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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