haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
there is puke in my bra ... again
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