Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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