My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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