Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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