wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Alive.
So much puke
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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