hell yes lets make some ravioli
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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