Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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