Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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