I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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