Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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