As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
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That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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