I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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