Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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