I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
FUCK WHALES
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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