Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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