So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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