I love black thongs
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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