Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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