but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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