you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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