That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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