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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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