A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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