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(513): View more from Ohio

Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out

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(818): View more from California

Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.

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(530): View more from California

i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome

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(678): View more from Georgia

I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.

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(331): View more from Illinois

So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.

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(406): View more from Montana

I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.

(406): View more from Montana

I need an aspirin and some dignity.

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