So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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