whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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