how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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