I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
My life is pants optional.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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