k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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