There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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