We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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