It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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