we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
