3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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