i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
