I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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