You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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