dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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