Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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