Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I don't think brook has ever known best
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we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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