check it out our google latitudes are spooning
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?