She's JV to your varsity
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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